A couple of years ago, I blogged about my first encounter with a vampire. A ninja-karate-vampire to be exact.
Recently, I have become acquainted with another vampire, Edward Cullen. For those of you that don’t already know, he is the vampire that women have been swooning over in the Twilight saga. I am a little late to hop on the bandwagon, but I started reading the books last week and I found myself wanting a vampire of my own.
I was really into a good part of the book when Birddog walked into the living room and the following conversation ensued.
“What are you reading?”
“Twilight. It is that vampire book that everybody has been talking about. The movie came out this week.”
“Is it good?”
“Well, I hate to tell you this, but I think that I am falling in love with a teenage vampire.”
“Isn’t that illegal?”
“The teenage part or the vampire part?”
“The teenage part.”
“I tell you that I am falling in love with a vampire and all you are concerned about is if he is old enough for me??”
“Well, I figure that I can’t fight a vampire. As long as he pays me what you are worth, then I guess he can have you.”
“How much am I worth??? Hey, come back here! We aren’t finished with this!”
(PS – Dear Santa, I want a vampire for Christmas.)
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